Don't forget to send me a Friend Request... As if....

They don't really sing and they don't really have deep songs but ohhh shit is this stuff good. They dropped there first single on Kitsune and now got a full length coming out on the ever so popular XL records. I really wish this show was gonna be all ages so I could really see some bored 16 year old girls look really bored while they sing along to this shit. Yo but seriously this shit is going to pop off tonight at Pure.

Homecoming

Feeling Better

Yo I got some serious posts coming up today so stay on your feet.


Dave P you crazy for this one.

What It Do: November First Friday

Ah First Friday. I can almost taste the Sutter red wine right now. In this piece the artist appears to be expressing some angst yet love. Wait I can taste the wine that I just poured myself. Ok back to reality for a second... Hows your Halloween costume holding up? You going to wear it out tonight? I'm still debating whether or not I want to bust it out again. Oh and Mad Pussy yo!

Friday

• First Friday jumpoff
• Space 1026 10 Year Anniversary and in the neighborhood stop by Vox Populi at 319A North 11th.
• Philebrity does all the work and actually tells you whats going on. Personally I wander aimlessly stopping at favorite galleries or the really dead ones in hopes that there is still wine left.
• UPDATE: I forgot all about this but Tommy vs VIP will be airing tonight on the Judge David Young show. I'm frantically scrambling to figure out a way to record this and put it up on youtube.
  
• So we may have mentioned this once or twice but Let Me Ride is tonight with Nate Day and Designer Drugs. $5 donation.
• A Sides are back in town and playing at Johnny Brendas. Pick up their CD if you haven't already. Good peoples.
• White T's White Belts Halloween jumpoff til late. $10 free sparks, pbr, vodka or byob at Arts Garage 1516 Parrish.
  
• Red Bull art of the can continues its promotional splurge with RJD2, King Britt, Cosmo Baker and DJ Frosty at Silk City
• House music heads: Onionz jacking your body at Liquid Charm, late night late night with DZA, Jenn Louie and friends at 24th & Passyunk

Saturday

• Sneaker Auction at Made to Order, 817 N. 2nd
  
• Mad Pussy Yo. Devlin and Darko (Spank Rock's tour DJ's, Baltimore Bass Connection) will be headlining the main floor with Si Young (Plastic Little tour DJ). Erry saturday Brendan Bring'em downstairs and DJ Dirty from Sundae upstairs. First 200 girls get drink tickets. Free Sparks 10 - 11. $5 on the list. The person that refers the most people on the list will get ball it up and ball it out with bottle service.
• Hip hop and you don't stop more your thing? Lyrics Born at World Cafe Live.
• DFA signee Holy Ghost will be playing at Philafunk Live with Dave P and Broadzilla courtesy of PiLam
• Hurrah 1 Year Anniversary at Medusa

Sunday

• I hate the cowboys
• Sundaes now at the Veranda (Front and Delaware)
  

Mad Pussy

Holla! I don't know if you got the flyer from MSTRKRFT but Paper Street, Simplefly and Gravy are taking over Transit Saturdays. First party up is Devlin & Darko, Spank Rock's tour dj's, along with Si Young, Plastic Little's tour DJ. Meanwhile, Brendan Bring'em will be rocking downstairs and DJ Dirty from Sundae will be rocking upstairs in the Executive Party Suite.

November 10th is Bo Bliz and Emynd of White T's, November 17th the Rub invades Philly and then on the 24th Flosstradamus from Chicago will be taking over the main floor. I'm really excited, something awesome to do Saturday nights this November. Also Hibbard taking pics for TwoOneFive, free sparks, Broadzilla DJ's, MIA after party with Low Budget and Dave P and Roxy Cottontail, free drinks for the ladies and more awesomeness.

Get on the list

Spooning with Tommy Up

Since we are all talking about Paper Street and Tommy on this site like every post I think I am gonna post about him toooo.... Like this one time we were hanging out at the Marathon Grill listening to Cosmo Baker straight murder it and this song came on that was all rocky and kinda electroy. And I start straight jackin in my chair next to dude and he is eggin me on like "Okay all right yeah yeah yeah... Man I am feeling this song too." Thats when his girl Pallah starts getting into it also and then we are like fuck it lets stand up and dance. So we all three stand up and start moving and I turn to girl and i'm like "I'm Justin your Britney lets battle Tommy will judge." So of course I ain't got no moves and I do the hand up in the air, shake the booty move, but its a rock song so I start to do the Molly Ringwald into the Carlton into rebel fist in the air knock dance move. Then she starts to do the all my same moves except for way better. She started with the faux rave dance with out glowsticks into some interpretative swan movements straight into pop, lock, and droppin it down to the floor and coming up all sexy.

So Tommy jumps in and ends it declaring Pallah the winner and as the loser I had to go up to Cosmo and request a Britney spears track which he didn't play. But it turns out the song that we were dancing to was by Spoon and Spoon is freaking playing tonight with The Pony's at the TLA.

Oh snapadooo I am gonna be dance offing girls all night for beers.

Spoon with The Ponys and DJ Dave P
Friday, October 19, 2007
Electric Factory
Doors: 7:30 pm | Show: 8:30 pm
421 N. 7TH ST.
Philadelphia, PA 19123
215.627.1332

Lilo and Stich like whoa

Yo so this picture isn't actually from the show in Philly but I wanted to post a picture of Switch and Diplo together. But the show was off the chain last night at the studio spot that Diplo just bought. Shit was massive fun with all types of craziness and the who’s who of what ever you wanna call this shit was hanging out. Big shouts to Blaqstarr, Spank Rock, Cullen Stalin, Jawntronix, DSJ, Allison (happy B-Day), Abby, Sarah, TJ, Kitty Kat, ReJayJay, Primeminster Paper Bag, Young C Young, I think that dude Frogman from TTL was there, Catchdini, Sarah, that dude from the Consultants, James James, Agnew, Doc$Beats, re myn der, That Kid Bo, Tommy Ups the Party plus 1, The Get it in Girls (Calley, Jess, Emil's Girlfriend) [can we go to more really sweaty bars where you guys have to take your clothes off and drink 40's in the future $) holla], the simplest of flys jayster, Mr. Dave P, Ribbity Rabit, that girl who was hanging out in Tom's oversized muscle shirt with the American flag thong, the Broadzilla DJ who has a similar name to me, and of course to the man of the night DJ SEGA.

So basically the venue was a fucking sweat box. As soon as you walked in it was just heat and you were dripping with sweat. I hope my ten bucks went towards buying that spot an air conditioner. I got there right before DJ Sega got on and this dude absolutely destroyed the dance floor with lots of original productions and just really slammin songs. His transitions where so solid I just loved yellin the lil Jon "What" and hearing DSJ on the mic like "Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" and getting buck. This dude is serious. (Sadly no one was wutanging (until Kitty Kat showed up), so looks like they haven’t learned how from the instructions printed on the inside of the Dwizz record)

Next up was freaking Switch and peoples were just not ready yet for the awesomeness this dude drops. His set was actually a little less aggressive than when I heard him earlier in the year. It was kind of disappointing. He opened with some hip hop stuff then into some og productions, then into some MIA joints, mixing in other UK underground bangers right now. He was jammin that Kissy Sell Out dub that was just super smashing. But I was really looking forward to the thunderous bass lines and extreme jacking that came at the end of his set. I guess he had to tone it down a little since he wasn't really playin to a house crowd. But its always crazy to think that this dude commands like serious 8000 person raves in the UK and is sweating it out in this spot in Philly in the US, so intimate I loved it. He left it ready for Diplo to come up and play a bunch of his own productions and what have yous that really got the crowd bouncing. Dropping lots of cuts from the Hollertronix 12"s, the P-H-I-L-L-Y got a serious nod and stuff from his online catalogue like that Rye Rye joint. By this time the place is so freakin hot I am dancing on the second level by the film projections with my pants down drinking red wine out of a solo cup getting buck. All of my clothes were soaked through and when some one hugged me they got a shirt full of sweat. Actually I bet I looked mad thin I should have tried to holler at some girls. Blaqstarr came on after that but it was 1:00 and I was done as were most of the people in the audience.

As I was walking home I got to CCP and was chaffing so bad that I took off my jeans with my shoes on and walked the rest of the way home in my boxers. When I round the corner to my house their are eight cop cars making all the homeless people leave this park where they all sleep on my block and I kinda bug out. Should I keep walking in my boxers with my jeans over my shoulder half drunk on some dwight yokem like its no big deal in front of all these cops to my front door or should hang back by Phillips and try to wiggle my jeans on with my shoes on and hope the cops don't come over and ask me why the fuck I am not wearing any pants. (shit thankfully I was not wearing my stripper underwear that would have been really bad).

Anyways I was happy as shit to get into bed at 1:17 and slept away any worries I might have had.

Feist at Tower Theater Sept 12th

I'm told Feist is popular with the kids these days. Luckily for you she is playing this coming wednesday at Tower Theater with JDH & Dave P. You may recognize this song: "My Moon, My Man". I like the Fred Astaire aesthetic. If you're more club lyfestile than Fred Astaire you may like 1 2 3 4 a little more.


Pick up tickets now

What It Do: The Rave Is Not Over

2 years at this blog game. Summer unofficially over. To all those moving out and in, I feel your pain. Lets just hope that this weekend can match last Friday's craziness. Shout out to Sean Agnew, Plastic Little, MC Spank Rock stopping by after his video shoot for his side project with Benny Blanco and of course Dave P, Julian S Process, Switch and Diplo. A big fuck you goes to the motherfucker that stole my bike. If I see you riding my bike I will tackle you. I'm not mad, it would just be fun. Raise a glass this weekend to better times as things are looking better and better. Oh and if you do nothing else, save it up for Sunday night, its going to be a rager!!!!1!11!!!

Friday

• Live Arts / Fringe starts today. I'm sure theres good stuff going on.
  
• Haven't had time to delve through it yet, lasts through Sept 15th
  
• Art Opening at Lineage aka the best gallery in Old City
  
• Metronomics - Similar to Hustlenomics. They got it at Medusa. Rappy raps with Illy, Mental Sharp and more. Sponsored by Pedestrian.
  
• Back to school means Pedestrian is real busy stocking that hot ish. Hustle on over to the blog to see whats new in stock
• Ed motherfucking Rush at Fluid. Drum n bass in your face at Fluid
• Ed Rush and Optical live at Bang, 7 - 1 - 2006
• Crimp Yr Hair vs Hot Cops at Sals
• Hot Cops are Nick the V and Stumble. Check the goodness, its Sals which means cheap beer, no cover and lots of hipster chicks. Talk about your one speed and how you just got a flip flop hub and you're almost ready for Deep V's but not quite and even if you do you're still going to have the front brake.
• Remember And Dim Sum? They're Still Ill with Labuda and friends at M Room.
  

Saturday

• Grasshopper 1 Year anniversary all day in store
  
• Last mojito of the summer with Dozia. Do I need to say more? How about free mojitos 10:30 - 11:30?
• Gueslist action, RSVP now cause its closing early
• Egypt has reopened as Solo. Its on the corner of Spring Garden and Delaware. I can't verify anything about it. Hopefully, it is nothing like Egypt ala Disco 2000 was, unless you're into house dealers, half assed techno, muscle bound men with their shirts off etc. If you like deep house then check out the Sundae crew this Saturday at Solo. Sundays 100.3 the beat does Celebrity Sundays, couple weeks back the Shop Boyz were there. Just saying, throwing that out there.
• DZA says Solo has "the best club system i've heard in philly since Motion closed."

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

• RAVE TIL YOUR GRAVE!!!!!!! Filtered french blog electro hype killer really real house all night with Institubes All stars Para One, Surkin, Orgasmic and Curses. Like for sure, this is a rave. It is at the Vacuum. It is BYOB. ROAR and PLUR in effect. Bring your glowsticks and your candy and your vicks and party like its 1999 at the Purple House or the Basement or 1997 like it was the Fake House. Not 1997 Skyline or 1415 and definitely not 1999 Space. Maybe 1997 Crackline, if only...
• Brought to you by the fine folks at Rizumu and PartyTrainSoldiers IGetRvng
• Remember kids, The Rave Is Not Over, It Is On Pause™

Ohhh Mama Bear Lets Get Something To Eat

(photo courtesy of Finding Philly)

Dear Mama Bear,

I first meet you on a Sunday night sitting on the stoop with d drinking whiskey and Lagers when you came out in your Abercrombie and Fitch men's pajama pants and Banana Republic tanktop to throw away your perfectly packaged garbage. I hollered "Ay Bay Bay" and you laughed and went back inside only to stick your head back out and ask about the recyclables. So you brought out just one too many cardboard boxes and we made fun of you and like the fire hearted banshee that you is, you came over to talk shit on us. This is when I truly new you were someone I wanted in my life.

Screaming at the top of your lungs how fucked up it was that we were getting drunk at 10:00 pm on a Sunday night, you came over to a pair of stunned dudes who instantly knew this was gonna be the best part of the night. The conversation turned to playful jokes about my age, how old I thought you were, and how much we agreed on Dave Mathews Band is so underrated in the streets right now. I never found out your name that night or you told me and I was drunk and didn't remember to remember it since I was so stunned by your awesomeness. After repeatedly turning down swigs of whisky from a plastic water bottle,and not wanting a can of beer "since you didn't trust your self to only have just one" you slipped inside your house for an early evening. The unprecedented mind fuck was well received by the two of us and it didn't help that we forgot your name so we created your nickname, Mama Bear.

Ever since that night we secretly glance over at your row home just to see if your light is on. One time we even bought schnapps (on some other shit I hate schnapps, like if it's below 40 proof fuck it) cause we thought we would run into you. Then it happened again. You hurried out of your house into a cab to run off to old city to hang with your yuppie suburbanite friends. It was after that mega downpour that I got caught in riding my bike to get a case of Natty Bohs from Stones and I was sitting outside with a case of beer waiting to go upstairs. You were on the phone, said hello and blew off my calls of coming to the Walnut Room.

Then out of the blue last night it happened again. We were sitting there drinking leftover cans of Colt and warm Seagram's when we saw you slinking up the street ever so slightly drifting to the right. You had on a new light blue polo vest on with a white collared shirt underneath matched with a pair of off white Benton heel high cut pants that when you turned around really displayed that you had no ass at all. I was feeling it on so many levels. You were drunk, I was getting drunk, and we all were having a good time. You blurted out that you were 33 and tired of all this bullshit and I never felt more connected to you. The majority of the time we spent talking about the most yuppy shit in the world, people from Jersey parking on our block when we pay for a parking permit. It was so enjoyable to watch you run around screaming at the top of your lungs for some one to come down and move their car that was parked illegally and how you were going to call PPA on them.

It was at this moment I wanted to invite you into my world. I wanted to take you to an electro house night where we would be the only people standing around in pastel colors after getting off my sailboat, drink PBR tall boys and do shoots of rail whiskey while the whole time complaining that we can't get pints of Piels, smoke cig after cig after cig and talk shit on people by generally looking fabulous in a sea of Philly bullshitters. I wanted to wake up in the morning next to you after a night of mayhem and take you to Café Lutecia and sit outside while the spider waitress serves us ice teas and we talk shit on all the yuppies with last year's Lacoste colors on. I wanted you to sit there and even in your hung over state look at me in contempt when I make you pay for your half of the check even though it's really cheap for a big ass sandwich.

Then when it's all over I want you to kick my ass out while you go do you and have to get ready to be a bridesmaid again at some shit wedding in Doylestown that you can't invite me to since the last timeyou did I got drunk and pushed some one into a pool and ruined his $400 black jack phone.

P.S. To the waitress at Café Lutecia, it sucks you broke your foot…But at least you broke your foot in France. Shit I ran my bike into a grate at 20th and Green Street the other day and fucked my shoulder up, and then I found 20 bucks...

Cafe Lutecia
2301 Lombard Street

What It Do

This sucks, I have to do this by memory since myspace bulletins are down. Whatever will I do? Lots of updates? Eh, I got the good ones memorized.

Ongoing

• Mid Summer Sale at Exit
  

Friday

• Jay Reatard Live - (uh, no idea but) Sailor Jerry Rum and Triumph beer served in front of the Sailor Jerry Store 6:30 PM, 116 S. 13th
  
• Game Over - Level Grand Opening (21st and Market)
• Now with free admission and open bar 10 - 11 if on the list
• Straight Dope with Seclusiasis at Khyber ( 56 S. 2nd)
• Request Super Soaker by Put M on Click
• [Click] - Pink Skull & Dave P and Ibiza or Germany and partytrainsoldiers at Fluid
• Adrenaline feat Bunjii - Skratch Makaniks at the Troc
  

Saturday

• Pirates vs Ninjas Boat Party - Captain Lucky
• Woohoo - First published piece
  
• Mojito with Cosmic Cat on the Moshulu - Guestlist
• Philadelphyinz OG last nite at The Khyber
• Sorted at Silk City
• Casi picks Public Record and more at JohnnyBrendas
  

Did I miss anything?

Weekend Pics: Crew Love, Roll Call and more

• Pics up from Crew Love (as seen above)
• Roll Call with Caps & Jones & Emynd & Bo Bliz
• Yap Snaps has photos from Friday at M Room and Saturday at Silk City
• Philly invaded LA on Friday with Plastic Little, JDH & Dave P playing at Echoplex
  

What it Do

Normally, this is where I ramble on and you have already skipped this part. One thing I do want to say is wow, there are crazy amounts of DIY or house or whatever parties popping up right about now. Anyways without further ado...

Friday

• Mia Fundraiser at the Khyber - $10 for a good cause features K Mass, DJ Deejay and more (56 S. 2nd)
• Lymbyc Systym w/ Crooked Looks - The Fire at 4th and Girard
  
• [Click] - Its like Ibiza and Germany combined in there with partytrainsoldiers Dave P and Adam Sparkles now at Fluid (613 S. 4th st)
• Sugar Shack - til latenight at 2nd and Cecil B or so. with The Swede, Deluxxx, Reef the Lost Cauze and more

Saturday

• 8th Annual BBoy BBQ - 12 - 8 with break dancing and food and graf and Illvibe crew and Skeme Richards and vendors and live webcast by Uwishunu. Hawthorn Rec Center at 12th and Carpenter.
• Art for the Cash Poor 8 - Hundreds of vendors nothing over $199. Saturday and Sunday 1 - 6 PM. Stop by 1040 N. Hancock street when you're in the neighborhood from 1 -3 for a bbq and free vodka tasting from your friends at Paper Street. AFTCP8 at the Crane Arts 1400 N. American Street
• Architecture in Helsinki with 5151 favorite Santogold. This is all ages, 21+ to drink at the Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. 9th Street. (via R5)
  
• Santogold - Creator
• Tastytreats with Mike Nyce, possibly ?uestlove and DJ Red Alert- Official after party for the BBoy BBQ.
• DJ Red Alert on Kiss FM in 1988
• Mojito is back for the Summer now on the Moshulu (Delaware and South)
  
• Philadelphyinz vs Hurrah at Medusa (21st and Chestnut)
  
• Inciting Claptrap is Back featuring gully street ghetto tech bass music featuring DJ Surgeon form Detroit
  
• DJ Surgeon on Youtube
• Outlaw Shakedown - House music all night long, like literally (5th and Cecil B)

Sunday

• AFTCP8 continues 1 - 6 PM (1400 N. American Street)
• Sundae Block Party with King Britt!!, 3PM on - 34th and Sansom at the Bubble House
  
• Theres some sort of international bike race. What this might mean for you is an excuse to start drinking along the Manayunk Wall. Still haven't been yet. Probably not this year either.
  

Claude Von Stroke Mix

Just picked up the new Mixmag and lo and behold there is a new mix from Claude Von Stroke entitled The Beats of San Fran Disco. Expect this and more when CVS plays Fluid for their 10 year anniversary.

• Track 4 - Who's Afraid of Detroit (Original and Tanner Ross remix)
• Track 9 - Silmarions (Claude von Stroke mix)
• Claude Von Stroke - The Beats of San Fran Disco

Full tracklisting at discogs

Wednesday Night: Claude Von Stroke, Dave P and Diamond Girl (Hands & Knees) at Fluid 10 year Anniversary Pary - $5 on gueslist

Fluid 10 Year Anniversary with Claude Von Stroke

Fluid Nightclub is turning 10 years old this Wednesday and to celebrate they are bringing in Claude Von Stroke, Dave P, Diamond Girl and NickTheV. Admission is only $5 if on the guestlist. Claude Von Stroke and his Dirtybird records have been everywhere in the past year. Claude is originally from San Francisco but toured all around the world playing at some of the biggest clubs in in the US, London and Ibiza.
Check out this video "Deep Throat" featuring German Girls, a large blue bird, a laundromat and a young kid.


Claude Von Stroke on MySpace, $5 if on the guestlist

What it Do: First Friday

Peedi Peedi, Pablo the Badlands Bully tonite, tonite. I'm super excited. I love First Friday. The weather is killer now. I'm hyped about the boat party. I'm just excited in general. Holla at your boy when you see me out this weekend.

Friday

• First Friday -art and stuff. Walk around, go to Lineage, talk about the post modern color and the soul of the artist as he worked through his emotions using watercolors, newspaper and flour (no this doesn't help, but its kind of how i feel right about now)
• American Sneakers at Ruba at 10 PM
  
• White Tees White Belts with Peedi Crack at the Ukie til 3:30 or so. A whole new level of awesomeness on par with Bun B at Hollerween. (847 N. Franklin Street)
• Hipster doomsday as its the last nite of Hands & Knees. (blocs away from the Ukie just saying)
  

Saturday

• Rittenhouse Row Fest - Noon to 5 PM. (web designers take note, flash sucks because you can't link to it!!!)
• Grasshopper party for Doyle and such and DJ's and 20% off everything and more. (727 Walnut)
  
• Jon Gill says "1PM-9PM AT EL VEZ (13TH & LOCUST, PHILA) GREAT INDOOR/OUTDOOR EVENT WHERE THEY BLOCK THE STREETS OFF AND EVERYTHING. A DAY LONG DRINKERS PARADISE WITH ME SPINNING EVERYTHING I'VE GOT IN MY COLLECTION FOR 8 HOURS! NO COVER"
• [click] with Dave P and the Cobrasnake at Medusa (27 S. 21st street)
• Fiesta - rave like it was 1999 brought to you by Local 13 promoter Stottle
• Arsenal presents “The AFBL All-Stars” featuring works by John Freeborn, Andrew Jeffery Wright, Andrew P. Warcraft, and a ton more. 6pm - 9pm, 623 North Second Street. (yes ripped from philebrity)
• Kung Fu Triple Feature at the International House (37th and Chestnut)
  

Sunday

• Fat Camp at 700 Club with Dan the Swede and Pandemonium Jones
• drunking and dancing at 700 N. 2nd Street

DJ Mehdi - I Am Somebody

Disco 2007. Because I am somebody featuring appearances by Dave from Chromeo and Busy P the head of Ed Banger Records.


Pick up DJ Mehdi's album or some of the remixes at Turntable Lab. I know I slept on this.

Plastic Little, Bonde Do Role & Danger! Danger!

I am pleased to report that the Plastic Little video shoot was a blast. Running around in an old hospital is the jump off. Meanwhile there was choreographed dancing, a bit of nudity, pink nurses, lager and even calculus homework. Talking to Max from Free News Projects, he let me know that the video will be ready for release when it hits Japan and he mentioned that the ultimate goal is to have a video remix for each of the tracks on She's Mature. We will be sure to keep you informed of any upcoming video shoots. For now, if you haven't yet, pick up the album at your favorite music store including iTunes and eMusic. Also don't forget about The Remix of The Remix of The Remix, the Plastic Little x Turntable Lab remix contest.

Also, the real point of this post is to mention their show this Thursday at the Danger! Danger! house in West Philly Broadzilla at Upstairs at Sals. They will be playing with Bonde Do Role, Dave P, Pinkskull and more. For those of you not familiar with Danger! Danger! and the on again West Philly diy house party scene, 34th Street did a recent feature on them.

Located in a quaint residential area, the Danger! Danger! house seems unremarkable on the corner of 47th Street and Warrington Avenue. But behind the unassuming facade is one of the most popular venues of West Philly's burgeoning house show scene. The seven residents, whose history together stretches as far back as middle school, have become seasoned concert promoters. . .

Russell Brodie, unofficial house spokesman and member of in-house band Grandchildren, spearheaded this ambitious project. "I just started inviting bands that I had been hearing a lot about," Brodie said. "It was like trying to put together a regional showcase.

Tickets are only $7, show starts at 8:30 and is all ages.

If you happen to read the Philadelphia Weekly, you will have noticed Jayson Musson's (aka Pack of Rats) new column "Black Like Me". Jayson has a unique writing style and humor that usually has me laughing out loud when I pick up the paper. His humor was responsible for Plastic Little being banned in Vice (temporarily), much of the press releases for Plastic Little and the Too Black for BET series. Here is a snippet from his past column

Listen. R. Kelly can't do no types of wrong. R. Kelly can pee on a thousand little girls on their way to a thousand little Girl Scout meetings and he'll still be a saint in my eyes. If I had a daughter, I'd let him take a shot at her, maybe hoping it'd help me win the Powerball or something. “Go 'head, Kells—aim for her bigass forehead! Don't worry—I'm not going to sue you, dawg. I love you, nigga!” I mean, if Catholics eat Nilla Wafers and claim it's the body of Christ, why can't R. Kelly's piss be of spiritual significance? I'm a flirt.

Check out the first edition of Too Black for BET and his illustrations at his website. Read "Black Like Me" over at the PW, read more ramblings from Musson, Kurt, JonThousand and Amanda Blank at"Fuck Your Blog, Son" (currently NSFW) then head over to the store and choose either Too Black for BET, individual posters from TB4B II, or even receive a daily life affirming quote or haiku.

UPDATE: Plastic Little and Bonde do Role have been moved to Upstairs at Sals for currently unspecified reasons. According to the 34th Street article above, there has been a crackdown by L&I on house party venues. No current facts yet, so we can't quite blame everyones favorite fun smasher.

What It Do : First Friday First Day of Summer

Its unseasonably warm outside, I don't see a cloud in the sky. Something seems wrong, wasn't it just 20 degrees outside last week? By the way where did February go? Oh and I decided to post this pic of the Peek a Boo Revue because I'm hoping we'll get all sorts of new Google traffic searching for burlesque or strippers or hottest moms i'd like to fuck.

Friday

• First Friday
• Philebrity has picks
• Topstitch grand re-opening. How could I forget? Big things, keep your ears peeled.
  
• White Tees White Belts at the Ukie. But you should already know.
• Cover is $5 actually, heres a handy dandy map
• Let Me Ride with Cuebik, Breakdown, Dev79 and Starkey hosted by Illy at Fluid
• Then there is the whole issue of the flyer and how SEPTA was upset and went to the club and confiscated flyers and called Dev79 directly and multiple other people. There was no cease & desist letter so I assume its ok for someone else to use the same flyer design next month.
• 611 Dance party at Medusa - Rave Cave transformation once a month

Saturday

• Ah, drinking during the day is so much fun
• Erin Express begins this weekend and continues for the next 3 weeks instead of the usual 2. Hey, the third and last week is actually on St. Patricks Day.
• Philly Craft Beer Fest - 45 small breweries with over 120 different beers take over the Naval Yard Noon - 4 or 6 -10
• Build your own Surfboard - Not exactly cheap at $1200 but still cool none the less. Starts at 9am
• Ashes to Asses, Bust to Bust - Peek-A-Boo Revue benefit at the The Troc. When the 5 Spot burned down so did all of their outfits and props. Help the girls buy new skimpy outfits.
• First Friday show at Glam
• Watch them perform live at the Fringe Festival
• [click] - Pink Skull and Dave P at Medusa - Its going to be like Berlin in there!
• Rizumu parties later than you do, til early morning with Ben Paris and unfoundsound at Lava

Sunday

• Flamin Hotz Records presents Get On Down at Upstairs at Sals - Featuring Tom++ from Funkshun, DJ Icey Mike from Paris (Flamin Hotz Records) and PDX transplant NicktheV
• playing, Electro, UK House, Bmore, Balie, Chicago House, Indy Dance classics, Some French shit, but mainly Electro

This is This - Alex Da Corte at ICA

You may remember Alex Da Corte from his imaginative "Welcome Your Sorrows" at the Black Floor Gallery. Well he is back with a new project entitled This is This debuting tonite on his birthday at the Institute of Contemporary Art. Party runs until 8PM and features Dave P djing. As you may be able to tell, the exhibit revolves around a deer. Photo credit PW, which has more on the artwork. Also playing are Plastic Little and Sweatheart with cover charge of a $1. Officially its sold out, but if you show up, you may be able to get in. Also at the ICA is the Daydreamer Magazine launch party featuring DJ Phillee Blunt from the Illvibe Collective. From their MySpace (where else?)

Daydreamer is a magazine that profiles people in their 20's and 30's who have taken exceptional risks, both professional and personal, in order to make their daydreams a reality, living the lives that they want to live. We're highlighting artists, social entrepreneurs, musicians, activists, anyone who has made a sizeable impact in actively shaping the world that they daydream about.

Seems interesting enough, Daydream magazine is scheduled to be a pilot as that most magazines tend to fail within the first two years.

Also tonite is last Wednesdays which means only one thing, Josh Wink and Ovum at Fluid. Get on the guestlist here for free admission.

Philly Sound Clash

$3 Magic Hats all nite, its free. Superstar DJ's Josh Wink, King Britt & Making Time's Dave P all spinning at the same event while 6 of the areas top bands, chosen from a staggering number of competitors, battle it out for the celebrity judges. 6 PM - 2 AM.
My personal pick is Taragirl! but we'll see who wins. Guestlsit here

What it Do?

Yo, so I'll be on vacation for over 2 weeks in Brazil and Argentina. I plan on picking up lots of new music, taking lots of pictures and not posting until I get back. Hopefully Seg will get back into posting more and I may ask Jay Simplefly or Tommy Up to do some guest posting as well. I might play around with mobile blogging, but we'll see how that goes.

Friday

• Hip Hoppers
• Illy Emcee, DJ Cru Cut, I.M & Rest at Medussa
• No cover, $10 Open bar 10 - 12
• Hipster Smashdown
• Click at Fluid with Dave P and Adam Sparkles
• 25 cent PBR's til 11!!! (THAT'S 4 FOR A DOLLAR!!!), $1.00 PBR FROM 11-12!!! $2.00 Well Drinks til Midnight!!! No Cover all night long!!!
• Hands & Knees at M Room
• Open Bar 10 - 11 - Free pbr and vitamin water and vodka
• Shelltop drops with AJ Ready Right every Friday at 700 Club (700 N. Front Street)
  
• Ill Vibe at Khyber Upstairs (56 S. 2nd street)

Saturday

• Natural Selection at The Bubble House (34th and Sansom)
• Live art from Tyler Luck
• No cover before 11 and $2 Lagers & Sake Sangrias until 12 if you're on the guestlist. The Sake Sangrias are no joke. Get on the guestlist here
• DJ Brendan in AC at Continental
• Cut Chemist at TLA
  

Sunday

• Sundays Were the New Black - Last sunday night party at Walnut Room
  
• This is the end of PaperStreet & Simplefly's Sunday night party series at Walnut Room. It's been mad fun and we've had a blast dancing and getting drunk with you every week, but nothing lasts forever. We are just kind of out of superstar DJ's to bring through every Sunday. There's no names left on our superstar DJ rolodex, so whatever. We figured we'd go out with a good one. No guestlist, $5
• Seclusiasis Radio with Justice - get it at RadioVolta.org or gtownradio.com (more info)
  

aCIDhAUS

While at Making Time I ran into an old friend Kev1 that let me know about his latest venture aCIDhAUS. Checking the site, I've seen plenty of people wearing his designs including Dave P and now Justice who absolutely killed it. Casi G was blown away by their opening track, a remix of Black Sabbath. I meanwhile was dancing my ass off throwing glowsticks about when they came near.

TURN ON TUNE IN TO THE ACID HOUSE

Loyal friends, fans, & family: Here is DJ Lord Hastings Chesterfield, III's latest original line of precious silkscreened ACIDHAUS T-shirts -- never-before-seen, limited edition, 100% cotton, 100% guaranteed to elicit stares of bewilderment, curiousity, and psychological disturbance from passersby.
They're obnoxious. They're threatening. They're hypnotic. But above all they were conceived with love.

T-shirts for Flashbacks
Uniforms for Party Train Trackstars
Outfitting for Public Sound Throbs & Primeval Pulse Mobs

These t-shirts can be found:

• hanging from the racks at Grasshopper boutique (8th & Walnut)
• covering the torsos of Optimo, DJ Dave P, and DJ Mike Z (Making Time, Sorted).
• come December, gracing the walls of Cafe Loftus (15th & Sansom)

Pick them up here or get in touch with Kev1 on MySpace if you want them hanging from your exclusive boutique in ...

What it Do: Halloweekend

I must say, last year was pretty epic. Childs Play on Friday then Ruboween on Saturday, Seg meanwhile stayed in Philly for last years Hallowasted we'll have to see how things compare this year. Ladies, if you need a costume place, get one from here, its in Jersey. Girls's Costume Warehouse including but not limited to Sexy 1900's Steel Conglomerate Tycoon, Sexy sexy and frog.

Friday

• Team Skeleton at Minnow
• Brendan Bring'em opening night Continental in AC
  
• Straight dope phreak out at Khyber upstairs, slutties costume prizes
• Vampires & Vixens at 23rd St. Armory - 5 hour open bar
• Jedi Mind Tricks and R.A. the Rugged Man at the Troc
  
• Hands and Knees at M Room
• Family fun with movies at Penns Landing and when we mean family fun, we mean fill the 2 liter of soda half full of rum
  

Saturday

• Dracula Parade - 5:30 Rosenbach Museum
• Space 1026 Jam, The Rave Cave
  
• Emynd & Bo Bliz - loft party stylee in Chinatown (11th and Wood)
• Dave P at Klip collective with a Daft Punk set at 2 am?

Sunday

• Thugs Unlimited vs. The Enforcer Squad video shoot. 6pm. 2nd floor of the Fringe Cabaret (857 N. American St.)
• Aaron LaCrate at Sundays is a Must - now with no guestlist
  

What It Do - On Notice

Tonight is going to be E.P.I.C! Preview of the Matrix 12! Spank Rock. Plastic Little. Rod Lee. Tittsworth. Juiceboxxx. Deluxxx. Brendan. Nouveau Riche. Dave P/And Dim Sum dance party. Contra. 9PM jumpoff. Get it in. Just ignore the underground fires and manholes popping off. Nothing to see here.

Friday

• Spank Rock and friends at the Troc. Ticketmaster is out of tickets, call the troc to see if they're still $10.
• There are other events, Khyber upstairs, Bubble House.
  

Saturday

• Dog Olympics and Taste of Liberties Walk - No. Libs
• Fall Festival at 13th and Sansom - 12 - 8:30
  
• Low Budget Birthday party at Social Club - 2011 Sansom
• Only 3 more Mojitos

Sunday

• Cosmo Baker and Contra at Walnut Room
  

Get Rad Tonight at Pure

First off I would like to thank Dave P etc for bringing in Soulwax and 2 Many DJ's. Thats nice and all but on a Wednesday? Damn, I'll be drinking a little bit of coffee tomorrow.

2 Many DJ's have to be one of the sickets DJ groups there is. Soulwax' "NY Excuse" has been banging in our headphones for awhile now. It goes down tonight at Pure nightclub, 1221 St. James St. (on St. James bet. 12th and 13th and Walnut and Locust Sts.). Tickets are $12 and there is free Sparks & PBR 9 - 11.

No excuses tonight as there is no Wednesday night weekly for the next two weeks.

• 2Many DJs on radio3 in March

I would link to their websites but they are absolutely painful and I wouldn't want you going through that tragedy. If you must: http://soulwax.com/

Spank Rock and Friends - Friday, September 22

Friday, September 22nd at the Trocadero in Philly. Two floors of music and party mayhem going from 9pm to 2am (if we don't tear the roof off the Troc first). You will be getting laid for years to come just by saying you were here. Tickets are on sale right now for only $10 for our "internets goin' nuts" pre-sale, they will be $20 soon if it doesn't sell out first. (Be careful about clicking the links to these dudes My Space pages below, your head might explode from awesome.) First person to purchase tickets and send us an email to 5151List@gmail.com with the subject "I'm emigrating to Canadia for My Couche-Tard" will win the latest Spank Rock mixtape Couche-Tard (available for pickup at the show).

The Line-Up Is....

• Spank Rock
• Track 1 from Couche Tard
• Plastic Little
  
• Driz Hollering - One of my favorite P. Little tracks
• The tracks below are remixed by Krash who recorded and mixed both P. Little albums, his remixes appear on both the single and the LP.
  
• Now I Holler feat Spank Rock (Krash remix)
• Ghostface - Tooken Back (Krash remix)
  
• Juiceboxxx - Straight Out of Wisconsin
• Thunder Jam #3
• Thunder Jam #1 Music Video
  
• Luv Anthem Music Video
  
• Rod Lee (Godfather of Baltimore Club Music)
• Dance My Pain Away - I've Got Problems - Easily one of my favorite all time tracks
• Mind Ya Business
• Pick up Operation Startup Vol1 - Essential Bmore Club mixtape
• Contra (MIA's Tour DJ)
• Expect plenty of reggaedubbmoreclubmiamibootybass music
  
• Tittsworth (Balitmore Club legend)
• 4tops taken from Old Bay Seasoning from Tittsworth and Ayres
  
• Brendan Bring'em (Soul Travelers, Pop-Off Shack)
• DJ Deluxxx (Dirty South Joe)
• One half of the Trilladelphians, founder G13 Sound and selectah on Snap or Die
  
• Opening Performance by Nouveau Riche with Dice Raw
• Just A Little Louder
• Wait A Minute
• Taken from The Long Tail EP
  
• Dave P rocking the upstairs with And Dim Sum
• DFA 1979 - Little Girl (Dave P & Adam Sparkles Remix)
  
• Your MC for the evening: Lix from Hollertronix
  

This is the jump-off of the year, be there or be a nerd. But not even a sexy nerd. Grab your $10 tix now while you can. This is a 21 & up event. TIX AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE: GRAB ME BABY I'M JUST TEN DOLLAHS

*SAVE THE SERVICE CHARGE BY BUYING STRAIGHT FROM THE TROCADERO BOX OFFICE AT 1003 ARCH STREET OR CALL THEM AT 215-922-LIVE

Jokers of the Scene: Canadian Boys Club Tour Mix '06

Jokers of the Scene out of Ottawa, Canada are currently on tour across the East coast stopping in Philly this past Sunday and the Khyber upstairs. J.o.t.s are DJ Booth and Chameleonic a duo of DJ's and producers currently making waves in Ottawa with their Disorganised parties and now with their musical productions. From MySpace:

we dj. we produce. we remix. we book artists. we throw parties. we promote events. we dance. we sing. we have fun.

Since Jokers of the Scene gets the party started we initially mentioned them in More Bounce: Iota in March. I met up with them Sunday at the Walnut Room where they were playing an electro influenced set with Dave P. The music was quite good but they were hoping to open it up to a wider range of music which they will surely do this Friday. While I was there they hit me off with their exclusive mix that no one else has. So enjoy it below. Tracklisting and photos will be up after their tour is over.

Jokers of the Scene - Canadian Boys Club Tour Mix '06 (ysi) (rapidshare)

What it Do

Friday

• Hands and Knees - Indie Dance Party with John Redden, Ian St. Laurent, Johnny B
• Check out John Redden remixes over at (you guessed it) MySpace
• Personal favorites are: California Dreaming and We are Rockstars
• The Get Up featuring Ric Rok, Bboy battles and more.

Saturday

• Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Redman and more
• From Method Man's upcoming alubm 4:21 The Day After
• Glide feat Raekwon and LA the Darkman
• Is it Me produced by Scott Storch
• Pop Off Shack with Low Budget, Brendan and the Swede - Metro Lounge Front and Fairmount
• Mojito with Electronic Violin guy Micah before he leaves for Ibiza

Sunday

• Sundays are the New black is killing it. This week is Jokers of the Scene out of Hottawa and Dave P from Making time. Guestlist here for half price entry.
  

• JOTS previously here and here
• Check the MySpace for the Juggle it remix - killing it.
  

Diplo / CSS / Bonde Do Role Tour Blog & Hollertronix Reunion

Vicarious living via Chris Lemon Red is available now that the tour has officially kicked off. Chris is travelling along on the bus and will be at every show selling merchandise. Say hi to him and you just may end up on the site. Nudity is a sure fire way.

Meanwhile things in Philly are heating up as the weather kinda, sort of cools down. The show is sold out, all 250 tickets at the Mummers Museum. However, maybe, just maybe, there may be 50 more tickets available. Maybe. (Holla at R5) Regardless, just added is the official afterparty: It's the return of Hollertronix! Oh snap! Low Budget will be joining Diplo for an insane afterparty at Transit from 12 - 3:30 with special guest Dave P and reinforced sound. For all those at the show, its free. If you don't manage to get tickets its only $5. My brain is going to melt from all of this. Open bar 8 - 12. Hollertronix at Transit. Ideally, I will make it through all of this with pictures. Then again...

• Tour Blog
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Gold Lion (Diplo Remix)
• Cansei De Ser Sexei - Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above (Spank Rock Remix)
• Cansei De Ser Sexei - Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above (Diplo Dub)

Over at Fluokids I found these awesome tracks among others:

• DJ Gorky - tira a camizero - DJ Gorky is the man behind the beats of Bonde Do Role
• Freakplasma - Punk It A recommendation from Gorky. Next CSS?

More Bounce: Alpha

So since we love music so much, we thought we would start a new regular post with links to all the hottest ish that is blastin through our speakers. The title will definitely be called "More Bounce". Right now I'm looking at separating them by giving them a subtitle of Greek letters. If you have a better idea hit me off with an email. I'll give you credit and link to your site and all sorts of fun stuff. Anyways, without further ado:

Since I know you all love that Baltimore club music and mixes check out this new ish:

Spankrock in the lab with Disco D

Check out our Myspace Jumpoff to listen to the new single "Back Yard Betty".

Since I'm feeling Spankrock-ariffic, download this Bmore mix from the Voila mixtape.

Check out Spankrock December 17th at Transit with the Rub. Click here to get down with the get down

Don't sleep on Amanda Blank. She is about to put the game in a chokehold. Check it out here on Blow from that Bmore Gutter music alongside Spankrock.

The dynamic duo is killing it again on Bump.

Since I know yall are fiending for those Baltimore Club mixes, check out the Tittsworth sampler from the forthcoming album

Ayres has been putting in the work on that Bmore club as well check out Broke Ass Home hot off the presses

If you're on Bmore overload right now check out Clicktrax for a 2 part live mix from JDH and Dave P.

Diplo's been doing his thing and remixed Kanye's 'Gold Digger' Check it out here Shout to DJ Benzi

Well, so thats just a start. We'll be putting quick links on the side to the latest hot ish soon for all those that feel lazy and don't want to scroll down the page.

Back to the normal grind

After an insane long weekend of drinking, good music, dancing, drinking, friends, drinking, eating and dancing we're back to the normal grind. Shout out to Caps and Jones for holding it down on Saturday at Savalas in Brooklyn and yall should already know about Pleasuretronix.

So we're on to more partying and we're starting tomorrow with two events

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Wednesday

Every Wednesday Simplefly does it big at Medusas Lounge. This week they have them Philly boys Clayton & Fulcrum. These dudes are serious, check out their site for all sorts of mpfrees. Also they just released a new CD so go get it here or at Tower. Btw, Jay just got into the blog game so go check him out here

Meanwhile, Seclusiasis Studios (dev79,starkey and stumble) bring you Philadelphia Laptop Battle 4. The name is pretty self explanatory, armed only with laptops producers battle their way through rounds of competition. Check it out at Silk City.

Thursday

We're heading back to Silk City tonight for Lady Sovereign! The biggest midget in the game is making waves likes she's Godzilla in the Sea of Japn. Jay Z just signed her to Def Jam so if you haven't heard of her before, you will soon. Check out audio clips on Myspace and her own page. Rumor had been that Diplo was going to open but he is globetrotting spinning at unbelievable parties in China. Opening up will be Ghislain Poirier and Dave P who opened up for Too Many DJ's on their European tour. Check Ghislain's Masala mix of instrumental left-field hip hop and next level unclassifiable music on his main page. Since I know you loved that new ish, go cop his new cd here.

Also check out Low Budget who spins every Thursday at the 700 Club. If you didn't know, now you know.

Friday
First Friday is back again. You know the deal, art in old city. With Body Worlds going on, this seems like a perfect time for Jordan Eagles and his paintings comprised of "blood mixed with metallic powder and glass pigment." PW has some interesting photos, so this may have to be one of those can't miss galleries. Also check out the Black Floor Gallery for Alex da Corte's Welcome your Sorrows. "Inspired by the works of C.S. Lewis (Chronicles of Narnia ), traditional religious teachings, and childhood experiences. Da Corte's work creates an Armageddon illustrating a second coming of Eden."

Once you did the art thing, go check out them dudes emynd, Bo Bliz and Dan the Swede as they're back once again with ill behaviour at White T's White Belts.