Ok, this lineup is crazy. House music all night long, literally til 6 AM. Live performances, visuals, costumes, lets RAVE til dawn! I’ll bring the glowsticks, you bring the vibEs. Its Pirates vs Ninjas so just maybe, the age old debate will finally be resolved.
This Saturday, Mark Farina graces the decks at Mojito on the Moshulu. Mark is direct from San Francisco and I absolutely love when he comes in. Real fun, jazzy house music, perfect for dancing on a boat. I did some digging and found a set he did at WMC this year to get you in the mood.
Mojito with residents Brendan Bring’em and DJ Dirty. $10 on the list til 12, complimentary red bull and vodka 10:30 - 11:30. Sign up for the list and then skip the line after printing out the pass.
This Friday its [click.] with special guest Laidback Luke. Come experience big room house in the intimate setting and awesome sound system that is Fluid. Opening up the night are residents Dave P and Julian S Process. $1.00 PBR and $3.00 well drinks til 12, $2.00 PBR all night long. Entry is $8. It’s totally going to be like Ibiza in there. Laidback Luke is responsible, with Steve Angello, for recent big room house anthems Be and this remix of Body Crash.
Buy Now - Body Crash. Kind of futuristic in a late 90’s AMP sort of way, but its still cool. Big room house ftw! I’ve clearly been reading wonkette too much lately because all I could think about was WHORE DIAMONDS! Also WhoreDiamonds.com and Urban Dictionary steps in Oh and surpisingly a google image search is relatively not that unsafe. I said relatively, 2nd and 3rd pages start to deliver though.
Oh snap, house music all night long! I guess in this case all day long because DJ Dirty just hit me off with a mix from the Sundae Shakedown WMC Yacht Party. Sundae partnered with Shakedown for a yacht party down at WMC this year…Ok I’m just jealous and I can’t really write anything more praising how cool it might have been cause I wasn’t there. Just download the mix and book your plane tickets for Miami now before gas prices make you walk there because thats the only affordable option. I’m not mad. I swear. Expect soulful, funky, party on a boat house. Make some mojitos or caipirinhas and just chill. Use the grill, its nice outside. Invite some friends over. I’m having a BBQ real soon, I’ve got venison burgers. We’re doing it real big this weekend. Holler at me.
“For your hipster flavor and house fresh smell, make sure you count on Dirty every time”
Triple Gloss Entertainment (that name was shorter than 3 Hot Chicks Throwing Parties Entertainment) is having their 3rd (Annual) Vampires and Vixens party. This is NOT a Goth party (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but a 5 hour costume dance-travanganza. DJs Adam Bomb and Lee Jones will be spinnin’ dance muzak all evening.
There’s an open bar option on the ticketing that includes all you can drink Ciroc. There’s other stuff on the open bar but my eyes lost focus once I read that and visions of drunken debauchery started flowing through my head.
Also there will be regular tickets, bottle service and what costume party is complete without prizes? And did I mention already that it’s thrown by beautiful women…that hang out in flocks like geese (walking every where in V shaped patterns to lower wind resistance [not that there's anything wrong with that]). What I’m saying here is last year the beautiful person/ugly person ratio last year was like 500/2 (me and an Andy Reid impersonator)