Loljason. Haha, so does anyone have a strip poker game going on tonight?  Maybe in the Poconos?  Pine Barrens?  Um, also something about vag day? VD day? V-day? Something, anything?  Easiest day ever to meet someone?

Friday

• Heltah Skeltah, Skyzoo, MAGr, Silent Law at Khyber
• Zodiac: Aquarius Edition at Medusa Illy Emcee’s Birthday!
  
• Mishka x Burning Angel x Mad To Order x Rictascale at 941
• Brendan Bringem at the Arts Garage
• Auspiciously On House at Bubble House
• Proper XXX at Liberty Bar

Saturday

• H+Art & Sole Sneaker Show at Rarebreed
• 611 Records parties at Shampoo
• Philadelphyinz at Medusa
• High School Confidential at Barbary
  • Jhn Rdn and Steve Bloodbath spin the hits
• Heartless with Si Young at Vesuvio
• Stacy Pullen at 941 Theater
• Drumsong at Smiths
• Love Letdown at Lucys upstairs (247 market)
  • 2nd floor of Lucys with Bo Bliz and Sammy Slice
• Time with Brendan Bringem (13th and sansom)

Sunday

• Hmm, walk of shame or brunch?  Kidding, kidding, slip out in the middle of the night.
• Or go to the Perelman for one of their exhibitions.
  • Now showing Frank Gehry and Kansai Yamamoto
• Marinate Sundays with Ten Commandments at the Barbary
• Sundae with Vikter Duplaix 6pm – 1 at Marbar 40th and Walnut
• Mr. V, legendary house legend at Vango (116 S. 18th)